Terms of Services

You must be 18+ to purchase. You are responsible for complying
with all
laws applicable to your location.

• Whitening is cosmetic and not medical treatment. Results vary
  by individual.
• Consult your dentist to determine if whitening is appropriate
  and how often to use it. Overuse may cause irritation or
  sensitivity.
• Do not use if you are under 18, pregnant or nursing
  unless your dentist approves, or if you have active oral
  disease, severe sensitivity, exposed roots, untreated caries, recent
  oral surgery, or known allergies to any ingredient.
• Whitening does not change the color of restorations (veneers,
  crowns, fillings, bridges).
• Follow all instructions on packaging. Discontinue use and consult
  a dentist if irritation persists.
• Products are manufactured in the USA in FDA-registered
  facilities and follow GMP/ISO-aligned processes. No claim of
  FDA approval is made.

Placing Products in your cart or receiving an order confirmation does
not create a contract. Your order is accepted only upon our
shipping confirmation. We may refuse or cancel any order (e.g.,
suspected fraud, mispricing, out of stock, shipping limitations).

Prices are shown in the currency indicated at checkout and may change
without notice before acceptance. You agree to pay: (i) Product price;
(ii) shipping; (iii) applicable taxes; and (iv) import
duties/fees for international shipments. Import charges are your
responsibility.

• We ship domestically and internationally via third-party carriers.
• Risk of loss transfers at carrier scan confirming delivery
  to the address you provided.
• Ensure your shipping address is accurate; we can’t reroute after
  fulfillment.
• International delivery times vary and may be impacted by customs
  clearance.
• If a parcel is delayed, lost, or stolen after carrier
  confirmation, please contact the carrier first. We’ll
  reasonably assist but are not the carrier.

Because our Products are sealed personal-care/health items, all sales
are final once shipped, except where required by law or for
verified defects (see §8).

• Massachusetts & U.S.: Your rights under implied
  warranties and applicable consumer laws (e.g., UCC; Mass.
  Gen. Laws ch. 93A) apply and are not disclaimed.
• EU/UK customers: You generally have a 14-day cooling-off
  period for distance sales. However, due to health protection
  and hygiene rules, returns are only accepted if the Product is
  unopened, sealed, and resalable. Once unsealed, the right of
  withdrawal no longer applies. You are responsible for return
  shipping.

If you receive a defective, damaged in transit, or incorrect item:

1. Email info@selfish.vip
   within 7 days of delivery with your order number, photos, and
   a
   description of the issue.
2. We may provide troubleshooting steps or request additional
   information/return.
3. If verified, we will, at our option and consistent with applicable
   law: replace, repair, or refund the
   defective/incorrect
   item (refunds exclude original shipping unless required by law).
4. Please retain the Product and packaging until we confirm the next
   steps.

Note: Claims based solely on dissatisfaction with whitening “degree of
result” (without a manufacturing defect) are not defects; results vary
by user, enamel condition, prior staining, and routine.

You agree not to misuse the Site (e.g., scraping, reverse engineering,
interfering with security, posting unlawful or infringing content, or
reselling Products without authorization).

All Site content (text, graphics, logos, images, packaging designs,
software, and trademarks) is owned by or licensed to Selfish and
protected by law. No license is granted except to access and use the
Site for personal, lawful purposes.

Content on the Site is informational only and not a substitute for
professional dental advice. Always seek the advice of a licensed dentist
for diagnosis or treatment questions.

To the maximum extent permitted by law:

• The Site and Products are provided “as is” and “as
  available.”
• We disclaim all non-mandatory warranties, express or implied,
  except those that cannot be disclaimed under applicable law
  (including U.S. implied warranties of merchantability and fitness
  where required).
• Selfish will not be liable for any indirect, incidental,
  consequential, special, punitive, or exemplary damages, or
  for losses of profits, data, or goodwill.
• Our aggregate liability for claims arising out of or related
  to the Products or these Terms will not exceed the amount you
  paid for the Product giving rise to the claim (or USD
  $100, whichever is greater), except where a higher
  limit is mandated by law.

You are responsible for ensuring that purchasing and using the Products is lawful in your country and for paying any import duties/taxes. We may restrict shipping to certain destinations.

Your use of the Site is subject to our Privacy Policy (posted
separately), which explains how we collect, use, and protect personal
data.

We may update these Terms at any time by posting a new version on the
Site. Changes apply prospectively. Your continued use of the Site after
changes are posted constitutes acceptance.

These Terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of
Massachusetts, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. You
agree to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of the state and
federal courts located in Suffolk County, Massachusetts for any
dispute not subject to mandatory arbitration or local consumer-court
rules.

Questions or issues? info@selfish.vip